1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克騎車摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填.仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護士問. "有!"杰克想了想說,"我是個單身漢."
2. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看這張報紙,據統計,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?據我調查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.
3. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明這點嗎?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
4. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃問亞當:"你當真愛我嗎?"
亞當無可奈何地回答:"我還有的選擇嗎?"