A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved hi
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 一個男人對他的朋友說:“我動了一次手術,手術后醫生
1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克騎車摔傷
老師在黑板上寫了一句:Time is money.并讓同學們翻譯。有名學生答道:湯姆是瑪麗。 小明上英文課時跟老師說:May I go to the toilet? 老師說:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。 過了一會兒,小明
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often,but he never took his son,Tom,because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth birt
Its funny because cats dont wear diapers, yeah. 很有趣,因為貓不穿尿布,是的。 Hey, everyone. Im Alex. 大家好。我是艾利克斯。 Thanks for clicking, and welcome to this lesson on 5 Types of Jokes . 感謝您的收看,
眾所周知,學英語的過程中,必不可少的一個步驟就是看英美劇。但是看了那么多部,尤其是美劇,比如《老友記》等,別人一直在捧腹大笑,你是不是總是卻丈二摸不著頭腦呢?可能
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 維爾和比爾在爭持,誰的爸爸是更健壯的一個。 Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fathers the one who dug the hole for it. 維爾說:你知道
英國人有他們共同的英式幽默,他們撒播的英語冷笑話讓人會心一笑,今日,小編給同學們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語冷笑話,希望大家能開心開心,一同來看看吧! 一、 The
英國人有他們獨特的英式詼諧,他們撒播的英語笑話讓人會心一笑,今天,小編給同學們搜集、整理了幾則特別風趣的英語笑話,期望大家能高興高興,一同來看看吧! Essay Teacher had
What tense? 什么時態 An English teacher asked the students,What tense is it when I sayI'm pretty The students answered,Past tense. 英語老師問學生:當我說我很漂亮 '的時分,是什么時態? 學生們回答:過去時
春節倒計時啦,親朋聊地利想要調理氣氛,何不來兩句讓人忍俊不禁的英語笑話呢? 而在英語學習中,一些小故事、小笑話也能協助咱們在提高興趣。今日咱們就一起來看看幾則英語笑
今天突然想起來了我在學生時代聽到的幾則英語笑話,之所以稱為老笑話,是因為我已經離開校園很多年了。 (現在我們講笑話都用小明,我也只有對不住小明晰,嘿嘿) 笑話1:小明